Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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