The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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