i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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