i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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