I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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