Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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