i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Randomize
