I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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