I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
My life is pants optional.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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