I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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