She's JV to your varsity
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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