On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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