But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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