dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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