i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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