Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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