i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Randomize
