the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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