He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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