dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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