So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Man, jail baloney is awful.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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