shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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