i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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