I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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