obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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