"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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