In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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