a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
one might say we're banned from that church
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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