We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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