did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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