Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Randomize
