Your dad touched me again.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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