I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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