so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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