quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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