What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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