question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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