he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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