Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
