I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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