At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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