entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Randomize
