Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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