In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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