that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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