"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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