I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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