You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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