We should be called the Road Head Warriors
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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