God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
please don't ironically join a cult
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