Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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