He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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