when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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