Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Randomize
